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Sunday, May 9, 2010

A discount

A judge looked severely at the defendant and asked, How many times have you been imprisoned?

Nine, you Honour.

Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence.

Maximum sentence? said the defendant. Don’t you give your regular clients a discount

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